Poopularity

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Most poopular

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Mosquito Bugs & Reptiles

Only the females bite. The diseases they carry make the mosquito the deadliest animal on earth for humans.

+13
Cat Pets

Cannot taste sweetness. The gene for the sweet receptor is broken in cats, from house cats to tigers.

+2
Wasp Bugs & Reptiles

Unlike a honeybee, it can sting again and again: its sting has no barb, so nothing gets left behind.

+1
#4
Pigeon Birds

The racing bird, the message carrier and the one in every city square are the same species, changed only by who was looking after it.

+1
#5
Cockroach Bugs & Reptiles

Can keep going about a week without its head β€” it breathes through its body, and dies of thirst rather than the injury.

+1
#6
Seagull Birds

Drinks seawater. Glands above its eyes strip out the salt and drip it back out through its nostrils.

0
#7
Goose Birds

The teeth are not teeth: they are serrations of cartilage on the beak and tongue, for tearing grass. It does not make them friendlier.

0
#8
Snake Bugs & Reptiles

Smells with its tongue. The fork is what lets it tell which side the scent is stronger on, and so which way to go.

0
#9
Jellyfish Water Animals

No brain, no heart, no blood. One species can revert to its juvenile form over and over, which is why it gets called biologically immortal.

0
#10
Fly Bugs & Reptiles

Tastes with its feet, and cannot chew β€” it spits enzymes onto food to dissolve it, then sponges the liquid back up.

0
#11
Bat Mammals

The only mammal that flies rather than glides, and most species navigate by echo rather than sight.

0
#12
Chicken Birds

Descended from jungle fowl in Southeast Asia, and now farmed on every continent except Antarctica.

0
#13
Cow Mammals

Ferments grass in a four-chambered stomach, then brings it back up to chew again.

0
#14
Crow Birds

Recognizes individual human faces and remembers which ones treated it badly.

0
#15
Dolphin Water Animals

Sleeps with half its brain at a time, because breathing is a decision it has to keep making.

0
#16
Donkey Mammals

Bred for load rather than speed, with hearing wide enough to pick up another donkey miles away.

0
#17
Duck Birds

Waterproof because it works oil from a gland near the tail through its feathers.

0
#18
Elephant Mammals

Uses its trunk as a nose, hand and hose. The two African species and the Asian one are more distantly related than they look.

0
#19
Ferret Pets

Sleeps most of the day and was domesticated for hunting rabbits out of burrows.

0
#20
Flamingo Birds

Pink from the pigments in what it eats. Raised on a different diet, it stays white.

0
#21
Fox Mammals

Adaptable enough to live in cities, where it shifts its hours later to avoid people.

0
#22
Frog Water Animals

An amphibian, not a reptile: it breathes partly through its skin, which has to stay damp.

0
#23
Giraffe Mammals

Has the same number of neck vertebrae as a human β€” seven β€” just enormously elongated.

0
#24
Goat Mammals

Also has rectangular pupils, and a climbing ability that regularly puts it on walls and in trees.

0
#25
Goldfish Pets

The three-second memory is a myth: it can be trained and remembers for months.

0
#26
Guinea pig Pets

Cannot make its own vitamin C, so it has to get it from food β€” a trait it shares with humans.

0
#27
Hamster Pets

Nocturnal, with cheek pouches that stretch back to the shoulders for carrying food.

0
#28
Hedgehog Mammals

Rolls into a ball with about five thousand spines outward. The spines are modified hairs, not quills.

0
#29
Hippo Water Animals

Spends the day in water and grazes on land at night. It cannot actually swim; it walks along the bottom.

0
#30
Koala Mammals

Eats eucalyptus, which is low in energy and mildly toxic, so it sleeps most of the day to afford the diet.

0
#31
Llama Mammals

A domesticated camelid used for carrying, and it spits mainly at other llamas over rank.

0
#32
Lobster Water Animals

Tastes with its feet and chews with its stomach, and its blood runs blue because it carries copper.

0
#33
Moth Bugs & Reptiles

Navigates by keeping a light at a constant angle, which is why an artificial one sends it into a spiral.

0
#34
Octopus Water Animals

Has three hearts and neurons spread through its arms, so a lot of the processing happens away from the head.

0
#35
Orca Water Animals

A dolphin despite the name killer whale, and pods hunt with techniques passed between generations.

0
#36
Ostrich Birds

Too heavy to fly, and fast enough on two legs that it does not need to.

0
#37
Otter Water Animals

Uses stones as tools to crack shellfish, and some species hold hands while sleeping so they do not drift apart.

0
#38
Owl Birds

Cannot move its eyes in their sockets, so it turns its whole head instead β€” up to about 270 degrees.

0
#39
Penguin Birds

Wings evolved into flippers, which makes it excellent underwater and permanently grounded.

0
#40
Pig Mammals

Cannot sweat, so it rolls in mud to cool down β€” the same reason it has a reputation for being dirty.

0
#41
Rabbit Pets

Digests twice, passing food through a second time to get at nutrients it missed.

0
#42
Raccoon Mammals

Has hands dexterous enough to open latches, and a habit of handling food in water before eating it.

0
#43
Sloth Mammals

Moves slowly enough for algae to grow in its fur, which doubles as camouflage.

0
#44
Squirrel Mammals

Buries far more food than it recovers, which makes it an accidental planter of trees.

0
#45
Turkey Birds

Named after the country by mistake: European traders associated the bird with routes through Turkey.

0
#46
Turtle Bugs & Reptiles

The shell is fused to the spine and ribs, so it is skeleton rather than housing and cannot be left behind.

0
#47
Sheep Mammals

Has rectangular pupils, which widen its field of view to close to a full circle without turning its head.

0
#48
Spider Bugs & Reptiles

Spider silk beats steel on strength for its weight, though not in absolute terms β€” and nobody has worked out how to farm it.

0
#49
Panda Mammals

Digests bamboo with the gut of a carnivore, which is why it has to eat for most of its waking hours.

+1
#50
Capybara Mammals

A rodent the size of a large dog, semi-aquatic, and unusually tolerant of other species sitting on it.

+1

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